My Break Has Two Settings: Dry & Scratch – Funny Billiards T-Shirt
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If your break only has two settings — dry or scratch — at least you’re consistent.
The My Break Has Two Settings: Dry & Scratch Billiards T-Shirt is made for pool players who know the pain of smashing the rack, watching the balls scatter…and somehow coming away with absolutely nothing. Or worse, watching the cue ball disappear into a pocket.
Featuring a bold retro-inspired 8-ball character and Dry/Scratch switch graphic, this unisex pool shirt brings some humor to league night, tournaments, pool halls, and those friendly racks that somehow get way too competitive.
The design features a small front chest graphic with a larger statement print on the back for a classic pool-player look.
Perfect for:
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Billiards and pool players
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APA and league-night players
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Pool hall regulars
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8-ball fans
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Tournament weekends
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Funny gifts for pool players
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Anyone whose break looks better in practice
Design: My Break Has Two Settings: Dry & Scratch
Style: Unisex T-Shirt
Print: Front chest + large back graphic
Because sometimes the hardest part of breaking isn't making a ball — it's keeping the cue ball on the table.
Printed on Gildan Softstyle 64000
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Small vintage-style chest print achieved with DTG/DTF methods for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean